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Top-10 Ways to Piss Off Your Boss

 

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Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American Dream?
— Homer Simpson

In an Internet survey of 2,337 American workers by staffing giant Randstad, almost half of respondents stated that they did not respect their boss. What's more, only half of the respondents believed that their boss was competent.

Guess this means that a lot of employees would like to agitate their bosses.

Comment: So what's wrong with the boss?
Answer: He has delusions of adequacy.

Comment: I hear the boss is ill.
Reply: Let's hope it's nothing trivial.

Comment: Did you go to the funeral for your boss?
Answer: No, but I approved it.

 

Top-10 Ways to Infuriate Your Boss

  • When your boss asks you to modify a report that you prepared, reply with, "Who am I to tamper with a masterpiece."

  • Build a new website that is a parady or your company's website. Have your fellow workers add to the ridicule.

  • When your boss asks you to train the new employee and instill the company values in him/her, reply with, "There are already enough idiots in the world without my minting more of them."

  • Go out of your way to ensure that he sees you reading a copy of The Joy of Not Working.

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  • The next day ensure that he sees you reading a copy of Work Sucks.

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  • Send an important e-mail message with this linked phrase "Especially Designed For Bosses Like You".

  • Tell him or her that you have joined Workaholics Anonymous  — a fellowship of individuals who share their experience, strength, and hope with each other that they may solve their common problems and help others to recover from workaholism. Stress to your bosss that your main reason for having joined is that you want to work a lot less than you have been.

  • Show him your latest tax return in which you have listed his wife under "entertainment expenses."

  • Create a scene when your boss does something nice for you.

  • Write a poem or lyrics to a song about why your boss should be indicted for abuse to humanity and place it on his desk.

"Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss"
— from the song Won't Get Fooled Again by the Who

Comment: How is your new boss?
Answer: He's a man of many talents — all of them minor.

 

   

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