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Never, Never, Never, Do These Things

Many of these things are activities you should never do at work or the workplace:

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert Heinlein

Never get involved with someone who wants to change you.
- Quentin Crisp

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Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Never send a man to do a horse's job.
- Mr. Ed

Never lend books, for no ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent to me.
- Anatole France

Never try to make anyone like you: you know, and God knows, that one of you is enough.
- Ralph Waldow Emerson

Never judge a book by its movie.
- J. W. Eagan

Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
- Mark Twain

Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?
- Mark Twain

Never get out of bed before noon.
- Charles Bukowski

Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.
- Benjamin Jowett

Never fight an inaminate object.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Never let your inferiors do you a favor - it will be extremely costly.
- H. L. Mencken

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
- Cordell Hull

Never trust a man with short legs - brain's too near their bottoms.
- Noel Coward

Never retire without first having read the international best-seller How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free.
- Many people

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
- Tony Brown

Never co-sign.
- Al McGuire

Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.
- Marcel Marceau

Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.
- Jake Johansen

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- Erma Bombeck

Never drop your gun to hug a bear.
- H. E. Palmer

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Never read Who Moved My Cheese at work when you can read The Joy of Not Working.
- Barack Obama

Never give in, never, never, never, never.
- Winston Churhill 

Never give power of attorney.
- Debbie Reynolds 

Never co-sign.
-Al McGuire

Never have your wife in the morning - the day may have something better to offer.
- P. V. Taylor

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
- Paul Hornung

  

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Why Hard Work Can Kill You
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