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Exercise helps you to die healthier
- Author Unknown

Isn't the rat race exercise enough?
- Author Unknown

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneris

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
— Jackie Mason

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
— Mark Twain

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
— Quentin Crisp

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
— Redd Foxx

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
— Robert Orben

A Hospital is no place to be sick.
— Samuel Goldwyn

Any idiot can face a crisis — it ’s day to day living that wears you out.
— Anton Chekhov

There is nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.
— Joan Goldstein

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
— Ronnie Shakes

Be kind and considerate to others, depending somewhat upon who they are.
— Don Herold

I retired early for health reasons - my company was sick of me and I was sick of them.
- Unknown wise person

The good thing about being out of shape is that you don't have to exercise to keep up.
- Author Unknown

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.
- Robert Benchley

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.
- Alec Yuill Thornton

Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny.
- Al Neuharth

Old age comes at a bad time.
- Author Unknown

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
- Mark Twain

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Erma Bombeck

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